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A HILARIOUS DETECTIVE STORY | MAIN STAGE

Bullshot Crummond

by Ron House, Diz White, Alan Shearman, John Neville-Andrews, and Derek Cunningham
Directed by Jeffery Battersby
Evenings at 8pm   | Fri 9/5, Sat 9/6, Fri 9/12, Sat 9/13, Fri 9/19, Sat 9/20

Sun Matinee 2pm | Sun 9/14
Sat  Matinee 2pm | Sat 9/20

Just for the fun of it.

Before James Bond, before Austin Powers, before Clouseau, there was Captain Hugh “Bullshot” Crummond. An irreverent spoof of cliché detective B-movies, this hilarious comedy ambitiously stages wild thrills and spills traditionally reserved for the screen: plane crashes, car chases, icy mountain cliff hangers, sword fights, and even a naval sea battle.

Bullshot Crummond is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals, on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. concordtheatricals.com

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WHO’S WHO:

CAST (in alphabetical order)

Keller Mickle (Hugh "Bullshot" Crummond)

is honored to be a part of this production.  His selected previous performance credits include, for County Players: Big FishBabelPhotograph 51, and An Ideal Husband, and for 90 Miles Theatre Co.: Sister Act, Gypsy, and Annie Warbucks. He had the pleasure of taking part in the Wappingers Historical Society’s Stones and Bones event this past year, and was seen spreading fear and holiday cheer at both Kevin McCurdy’s Haunted Mansion and Holiday Spirit Festival. Keller has studied theatre and music for a majority of his life, and has always found great joy in it. He earned his B.A. in Theatre History and Criticism from the State University of New York at Oswego in 2020. He would like to extend his thanks to the cast and crew for all of their hard work, and to the audience whose continuous support makes all of this possible.

Amy Schaffer (Miss Rosemary Fenton)

is thrilled to be back on the stage with such a talented cast and crew! She was most recently seen on the County Players stage in Ragtime (Mother). Other roles include An Ideal Husband (Mrs. Cheveley), On Golden Pond (Chelsea), Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Honey), Young Frankenstein (Inga), Pride and Prejudice (Jane/Miss DeBourgh), and The Drowsy Chaperone (Janet Van De Graaff). Favorite role is mom to Morgan, Abby, Emily, Kate, and Rebecca!! 

Dylan Parkin (Otto von Brunno / Salvatore Scalicio)

started volunteering at County Players in 2017 and has since been involved in many productions, including Into the Breeches! (Stuart Lasker), Perfect Arrangement (Jim Baxter), Silent Sky (Peter Shaw), Constellations (Roland), Calendar Girls (Lawrence Sugden), The Drowsy Chaperone (Man in Chair), and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Freddy Benson). Other local credits include Braille Garden and The Covid Confessions at The CENTER for Performing Arts at Rhinebeck, Let’s Misbehave and The Weekend People at Round the Bend Theater, Into the Woods and Tough Love at New Deal Creative Arts Center, and Ex-Gay Bar with both Howl Playwrights and ArtsWestchester. He has directed for and performed in the Hudson Valley Theatre Festival. Dylan holds a bachelor’s degree in Food Science from the Culinary Institute of America and works for an ice cream manufacturer in Congers, NY. He also serves on the County Players Board of Governors.

Emily Holland (Lenya von Brunno)

Previous County Players roles include Big Fish (Sandra Bloom), Eleanor (Eleanor), and Ragtime (ensemble). Elsewhere, credits include Waiting for Lefty, Macbeth, Water by the SpoonfulMotherf*cker with the Hat at Lehman Stages and The Zombies: A Musical at Peter Jay Sharpe Theatre. “A huge thanks to the cast and crew for this awesome and funny adventure. You’ve made it so special. Special thanks to my son Gabriel for his love and support!”

Eric Grayson (Algy, Fenton, Waiter, Policeman, Scabbard, Schmidt, Marovitch)

is excited to be back for his third show at County Players, following upon Incorruptible (Felix) and On Golden Pond (Charlie). Originally from Brooklyn, NY, Grayson studied at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute for 10 years before earning his Bachelors in Theatre Arts at CW Post. He has appeared in countless New York City theatre productions, including HamletPeter/Wendy, and Dorothy in Oz at the Producer’s Club; The Hysterical History of the Trojan War at the Times Square Arts Center; and Stupid F##king Bird at the Theatre Under Saint Marks.  He also appeared in the New York City shadow cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show between 2011-2015.

Keller Mickle
Keller Mickle
(Hugh "Bullshot" Crummond)
Amy Schaffer
Amy Schaffer
(Miss Rosemary Fenton)
Dylan Parkin
Dylan Parkin
(Otto von Brunno / Salvatore Scalicio)
Emily Holland
Emily Holland
(Lenya von Brunno)
Eric Grayson
Eric Grayson
(Algy, Fenton, Waiter, Policeman, Scabbard, Schmidt, Marovitch)

CREW

Mike Boden (Production Manager)

is honored to be a part of this great production team! He has been involved in many County Players productions, both on-stage and as crew. Notable productions include Lips Together, Teeth Apart (stage manager); Big Fish (Amos Calloway); Into the Breeches! (stage manager); Ragtime (ensemble); and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (Marcus Lycus); as well as Kinky Boots (Mr. Price) at Dutchess Community College where he teaches history.  Mike served 23 years as an armored cavalryman in the US Army.  “Thanks to Jeff, Jenn, and the rest of the crew for their fantastic work.  Love always to Connie.  Go Army, Beat Navy!”

Jenn Propfe (Stage Manager)

has been involved both on- and off-stage in several productions at County Players, with this being her first full one as stage manager. She was assistant stage manager for Big Fish in May, An Ideal Husband (2024), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (2019) and Our Town (2018), as well as stage manager for the October 2024 CP2 Reader’s Theater Series (Eleanor and Underneath the Lintel). Jenn would like to thank her kiddos for being ever understanding of her penchant for live theater (and her inability to say no when an opportunity arises).

Peggy Ringwood (Assistant Stage Manager)

is grateful to our director for the opportunity to work with very talented actors and amazing crew.  She has appeared on-stage in many County Players productions, and headed props on many more. As always, she is grateful for her family, and the County Players friends she has made. Peggy is thankful for our returning patrons and offers prayers for those who are here in spirit. “Always remember, ‘Have fun!’”

John Leinung (Scenic Designer)

celebrates his third set design for County Players, having previously designed last year’s Perfect Arrangement and the recent Lips Together, Teeth Apart. Retired from 40+ years as a professional video editor and graphic designer, cameraman, sound man, and producer, he is enjoying dusting-off and reviving his college-acquired theatre training. “Many thanks to the talented, dedicated, and jocular construction crew, and to Jeff Battersby and County Players for this opportunity. As always, thanks to my wife, Elaine, for sharing me with the theatre. Special shout-out to the many faces and accents of Eric Grayson!”

Ralph Bowman (Set Construction Head)

began building sets at County Players with Born Yesterday, and has been involved in the construction of every set since then. He has also been a light board operator, back stage runner, assistant stage manager, and can often be seen as an usher. He thanks Jeff for his confidence. He also thanks his muse, Kathryn.

Marybeth Boylan (Costume Designer)

has been a volunteer at County Players since 2003.  When MaryBeth is not at County Players, she can be found out and about with Isla and Beckett, her 7-year-old twins. MaryBeth would like to especially thank her mother for all her support and love.

Marc Schroeder (Lighting Designer)

previously designed the lighting for the County Players’ productions of Lips Together, Teeth Apart; Into the Breeches!; Incorruptible; Ms. Holmes & Ms. Watson – Apt. 2B; An Ideal Husband; Calendar Girls; On Golden Pond; A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum; It’s Only a Play; Native Gardens; Seven Keys to Baldpate; The Price; Prelude to a Kiss; Pride and Prejudice; The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee; Moonlight and Magnolias; In a Word; The Weir; Yankee Tavern; Our Town; A Christmas Tuna; Guys and Dolls; Dirty Rotten Scoundrels; Godspell; Marvin’s Room; All My Sons; Doubt; and Of Mice and Men.

Abby Crocker (Sound Designer)

is delighted to join the design team for this production. She has been previously seen at County Players as an audio mixer and board operator. Other technical theater credits include stage crew, assistant stage managing, and directing. “Thank you always to my husband, Matt, for your continual support and encouragement!”

Dani Masterson (Hair & Makeup Designer)

is an award-winning makeup artist whose artistry has enriched stage, film, and television productions for over three decades. Her portfolio boasts an array of renowned works, including Ragtime, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, It’s Only a Play, Native Gardens, The Book of Will, Young Frankenstein, Seven Keys to Baldpate, Jesus Christ Superstar, Aida, Spamalot, and Amadeus. Her expertise in wig design and makeup artistry has graced such venues as County Players and Westchester Broadway Theater. Dani’s exceptional skills earned her the Best Hair Design Award from the 2019 Broadway World Regional Awards, recognizing her talent and dedication to her craft. Beyond her artistic prowess, Dani was also inducted into the prestigious Buglers Hall of Fame – a testament to her diverse talents and passions. In addition to her artistic contributions, Dani serves as a Moulage Specialist, creating hyper-realistic special effects injuries for Homeland Security training exercises. 

Nancy Scrivner (Properties)

has been happy to be a part of many County Players productions for over 20 years, most recently on Lips Together, Teeth Apart. “Thank you to this cast and crew. Thank you, audience members, for being a part of the family.”

Kaela Altman (Fight Choreographer)

is thrilled to be a part of this production. Previous County Players fight choreography credits include: Lips Together, Teeth Apart; Big Fish; Incorruptible; and Native Gardens. CP acting credits include: Into the Breeches! (June), George Washington’s Teeth (Ann), and Molly Sweeney (Molly). A lifelong theater-nerd, Kaela has been performing, producing, and choreographing for over 20 years. “Big thanks to the cast and crew for their willingness to play!” 

Ron House (Playwright)

(December 3, 1939 – January 29, 2016) started his theatrical career as member of the 2nd City Company in his native Chicago. He founded “Low Moan Spectacular,” the London underground theatre company that was responsible for the Off-Broadway hit El Grande De Coca Cola, inspired by personal experiences while working as an underbutler in the townhouse of Klaus and Sonny VonBulow, which ran for three years in New York and was produced by Gil Adler (Superman and Valkyrie). Bullshot Crummond ran in London, New York, Los Angeles, and San Francisco for four years; it won the certificate of Honor from Diane Feinstein.  Bullshot was produced as a film by late Beatle George Harrison, directed by Dick Clement, and co-produced by Ian La Frenais. From 2006 – 2010, Ron served as Artistic Director of the HiDesert Cultural Center in Joshua Tree, California. Prior to his death, he worked as an actor and writer for the Los Angeles Film School.

CREATIVE TEAM & PRODUCTION CREW

Set Décor
Elaine Leinung
Set Construction and Painting Crew
Debbie Baldwin, Kevin Barnes, Liam Botsford, Bill Bracey, Jody Coleman, Mark Colvson, Tom Elliott, Paul Fargione, Vincent Farina, Jim Granger, Aaron Heisler, Hollis Hoff, Marsha Kramer, Andrew Krauza, Elaine Leinung, John Leinung, Chris Lupo, Bill Peckham, David Ringwood, Thomas Schmeelk, Marc Schroeder, Liz Sparracio, Alan Thomas (R.I.P), Mark Weglinski, Doug Woolley, Scott Woolley
Lighting Designer
Marc Schroeder
Lighting Crew
Kevin Barnes
Board Operator
Elizabeth Crew
Backstage Crew
William Bull, Aaron Heisler
Concessions
Jody Coleman, Nancy Scrivner
Marketing
Joe Pettignano, David Ringwood
Production and Publicity Photography
Louisa Vilardi
Postcard/Programs/Brochure
Thomas G. Byrne, Christine Crawfis, Stacy Greenspan, Joe Pettignano, Louisa Vilardi
Box Office
Julie Eads Woolley, Laurie Brown, Jody Coleman, Glen M. Morrice, David Ringwood

Information in “Who’s Who” is provided by those listed. Any opinions expressed are of the players and not necessarily of County Players.


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Season 68
Title = Bullshot Crummond
by Ron House, Diz White, Alan Shearman, John Neville-Andrews, and Derek Cunningham
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This show is a Comedy
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Directed by Jeffery Battersby
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Fri & Sat 8pm | Fri 9/5, Sat 9/6, Fri 9/12, Sat 9/13, Fri 9/19, Sat 9/20
Sun Matinee 2pm | Sun 9/14
Sat Matinee 2pm | Sat 9/20
 

CAST (in alphabetical order)

Keller Mickle (Hugh "Bullshot" Crummond)
Keller Mickle

is honored to be a part of this production.  His selected previous performance credits include, for County Players: Big FishBabelPhotograph 51, and An Ideal Husband, and for 90 Miles Theatre Co.: Sister Act, Gypsy, and Annie Warbucks. He had the pleasure of taking part in the Wappingers Historical Society’s Stones and Bones event this past year, and was seen spreading fear and holiday cheer at both Kevin McCurdy’s Haunted Mansion and Holiday Spirit Festival. Keller has studied theatre and music for a majority of his life, and has always found great joy in it. He earned his B.A. in Theatre History and Criticism from the State University of New York at Oswego in 2020. He would like to extend his thanks to the cast and crew for all of their hard work, and to the audience whose continuous support makes all of this possible.

Amy Schaffer (Miss Rosemary Fenton)
Amy Schaffer

is thrilled to be back on the stage with such a talented cast and crew! She was most recently seen on the County Players stage in Ragtime (Mother). Other roles include An Ideal Husband (Mrs. Cheveley), On Golden Pond (Chelsea), Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Honey), Young Frankenstein (Inga), Pride and Prejudice (Jane/Miss DeBourgh), and The Drowsy Chaperone (Janet Van De Graaff). Favorite role is mom to Morgan, Abby, Emily, Kate, and Rebecca!! 

Dylan Parkin (Otto von Brunno / Salvatore Scalicio)
Dylan Parkin

started volunteering at County Players in 2017 and has since been involved in many productions, including Into the Breeches! (Stuart Lasker), Perfect Arrangement (Jim Baxter), Silent Sky (Peter Shaw), Constellations (Roland), Calendar Girls (Lawrence Sugden), The Drowsy Chaperone (Man in Chair), and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Freddy Benson). Other local credits include Braille Garden and The Covid Confessions at The CENTER for Performing Arts at Rhinebeck, Let’s Misbehave and The Weekend People at Round the Bend Theater, Into the Woods and Tough Love at New Deal Creative Arts Center, and Ex-Gay Bar with both Howl Playwrights and ArtsWestchester. He has directed for and performed in the Hudson Valley Theatre Festival. Dylan holds a bachelor’s degree in Food Science from the Culinary Institute of America and works for an ice cream manufacturer in Congers, NY. He also serves on the County Players Board of Governors.

Emily Holland (Lenya von Brunno)
Emily Holland

Previous County Players roles include Big Fish (Sandra Bloom), Eleanor (Eleanor), and Ragtime (ensemble). Elsewhere, credits include Waiting for Lefty, Macbeth, Water by the SpoonfulMotherf*cker with the Hat at Lehman Stages and The Zombies: A Musical at Peter Jay Sharpe Theatre. “A huge thanks to the cast and crew for this awesome and funny adventure. You’ve made it so special. Special thanks to my son Gabriel for his love and support!”

Eric Grayson (Algy, Fenton, Waiter, Policeman, Scabbard, Schmidt, Marovitch)
Eric Grayson

is excited to be back for his third show at County Players, following upon Incorruptible (Felix) and On Golden Pond (Charlie). Originally from Brooklyn, NY, Grayson studied at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute for 10 years before earning his Bachelors in Theatre Arts at CW Post. He has appeared in countless New York City theatre productions, including HamletPeter/Wendy, and Dorothy in Oz at the Producer’s Club; The Hysterical History of the Trojan War at the Times Square Arts Center; and Stupid F##king Bird at the Theatre Under Saint Marks.  He also appeared in the New York City shadow cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show between 2011-2015.