Season 68
JULY 2025
LIPS TOGETHER, TEETH APART
By TERRENCE MCNALLY
Directed by KIT COLBOURN
Fri & Sat 8pm | July 11, 12, 18, 19, 25, 26
Sun Matinee 2pm | July 20
Sat Matinee 2pm | July 26
Set on the beachside deck of a house on Fire Island during the 1990 Fourth of July weekend, McNally’s story imagines a gathering between two mismatched couples. Debate, discussion, and disclosure (including secrets, a mystery, and an affair) follow.
Lips Together, Teeth Apart is presented by special arrangement with Broadway Licensing, LLC, servicing the
Dramatists Play Service collection. dramatists.com
SEPTEMBER 2025
BULLSHOT CRUMMOND
By RON HOUSE, DIZ WHITE, ALAN SHEARMAN,
JOHN NEVILLE-ANDREWS, AND DEREK CUNNINGHAM
Directed by JEFFERY BATTERSBY
Fri & Sat 8pm | Sept 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20
Sun Matinee 2pm | Sept 14
Sat Matinee 2pm | Sept 20
Before James Bond, before Austin Powers, before Clouseau, there was Captain Hugh “Bullshot” Crummond. An irreverent spoof of cliché detective B-movies, this hilarious comedy ambitiously stages wild thrills and spills traditionally reserved for the screen: plane crashes, car chases, icy mountain cliff hangers, sword fights, and even a naval sea battle.
Bullshot Crummond is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals, on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. concordtheatricals.com
OCTOBER 3 & 4, 2025
CP2 READERS THEATRE
Fri 8pm & Sat 2pm
MISERY
By William Goldman
Based on the Novel by Stephen King
Directed by Jeffery Battersby
What happens when a successful romance novelist is rescued from a car crash by his number one fan? He finds himself captive in her secluded home with a life-threatening request to rewrite his new novel. This nail-biting cat-and-mouse game will have you at the edge of your seat.
Misery is presented by special arrangement with Broadway Licensing, LLC, servicing the Dramatists Play Service collection. dramatists.com
OCTOBER 4 & 5, 2025
CP2 Readers Theatre
Sat 8pm & Sun 2pm
DRACULA
By Stephen Dietz
From the Novel by Bram Stoker
Directed by David J. Ringwood
As Count Dracula begins to exert his will upon the residents of London, they try to piece together the clues of his appearances – in a valiant attempt to save themselves from a hideous fate. Rich with both humor and horror.
Dracula is presented by special arrangement with Broadway Licensing, LLC, servicing the Dramatists Play Service collection. dramatists.com
NOVEMBER 2025
THE DINING ROOM
By A.R. Gurney
Directed by Christine Crawfis
Fri & Sat 8pm | Nov 7, 8, 14, 15, 21, 22
Sun Matinee 2pm | Nov 16
Sat Matinee 2pm | Nov 22
Set in the dining room of a typical mid-20th century household, this brilliantly conceived and richly humorous theatrical tour de force showcases the now neglected room which was once the vital center of family life. In a mosaic of interrelated scenes—some funny, some touching, —an ensemble of actors creates an in-depth portrait of a vanishing lifestyle. A theatrical experience of exceptional range, compassionate humor and abundant humanity, The Dining Room displays the neglected room in all its splendor, with the glassware, silverware and tablecloth used by generations past.
The Dining Room is presented by special arrangement with Broadway Licensing, LLC, servicing the Dramatists Play Service collection. dramatists.com
DECEMBER 5 & 6, 2025
CP2 Readers Theatre
Sat 8pm & Sun 2pm
Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley
By Lauren Gunderson and Margot Melcon
Directed by Kit Colbourn
A sequel to Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice set two years after the novel ends, Miss Bennet continues the story, only this time with bookish middle-sister Mary as it’s unlikely heroine. When the family gathers for Christmas, an unexpected guest sparks Mary’s hopes for independence, an intellectual match, and possibly even love.
Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberly is presented by special arrangement with Broadway Licensing, LLC, servicing the Dramatists Play Service collection. dramatists.com
DECEMBER 6 & 7, 2025
CP2 Readers Theatre
Sat 8pm & Sun 2pm
The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberly
By Lauren Gunderson and Margot Melcon
Directed by Michael J. Frohnhoefer
In this companion play to Miss Bennet, Gunderson and Melcon once again bring Austen’s beloved characters to the stage for a yuletide sequel. While Miss Bennet depicted the newly wed Darcys’ Christmas gathering on the ground floor of Pemberley, The Wickhams takes audiences to the downstairs servants’ quarters for that same celebration.
The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberly is presented by special arrangement with Broadway Licensing, LLC, servicing the Dramatists Play Service collection. dramatists.com
FEBRUARY 2026
A FEW GOOD MEN
By Aaron Sorkin
Directed by Michael J. Frohnhoefer
Fri & Sat 8pm | Feb 6, 7, 13, 14, 20, 21
Sun Matinee 2pm | Feb 15
Sat Matinee 2pm | Feb 21
Can you handle the truth? From the creator of The West Wing and The Newsroom comes A Few Good Men. One woman fighting for her place in a world of men, two young marines accused of murder, and a world in which lives and nations hang on the precision of orders followed. But if lives depend on following orders, where do you draw the line? See the hard-hitting drama that launched Aaron Sorkin’s brilliant career
A Few Good Men is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals, on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. concordtheatricals.com
MARCH 13 & 14, 2026
CP2 Readers Theatre
Fri 8pm & Sat 2pm
Dear Jack, Dear Louise
By Ken Ludwig
Directed by Cynthia Topps
When two strangers meet by letter during World War II, a love story begins. Tony Award-winning playwright Ken Ludwig tells the joyous, heartwarming story of his parents’ courtship and the results are anything but expected.
Dear Jack, Dear Louise is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals, on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. concordtheatricals.com
MARCH 14 & 15, 2026
CP2 Readers Theatre
Sat 8pm & Sun 2pm
Camping With Henry and Tom
By Mark St. Germain
Directed by Matt Andrews
In 1921, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison and President Warren G. Harding took a camping trip together into the Maryland woods to escape civilization. Inspired by an actual event, Camping with Henry and Tom is an exploration of friendship, politics, and leadership; a comedic and dramatic clash of two great minds and one great heart of the twentieth century.
Camping With Henry and Tom is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals, on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. concordtheatricals.com
MAY 2026
Something Rotten! A Very New Musical
Book by Karey Kirkpatrick and John O’Farrell
Music and Lyrics by Wayne Kirkpatrick and Karey Kirkpatrick
Conceived by Karey Kirkpatrick and Wayne Kirkpatrick
Directed by Jeff Wilson
Fri & Sat 8pm | May 1, 2, 8, 9, 15, 16
Sun Matinee 2pm | May 10, 17
Sat Matinee 2pm | May 16
The Bottom brothers, two struggling playwrights in Renaissance London, need a hit. Easier said than done when your chief competition is local rock star, William Shakespeare. The Bottom brothers’ plan: write the world’s first musical! This rollicking song-and-dance extravaganza, nominated for ten Tony Awards during its smash Broadway run, sends up the Bard and Broadway and everything in between. Best of all, it can be enjoyed without CliffsNotes!
Something Rotten! is presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI). All authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI. MTIShows.com