Yankee Tavern
by Steven Dietz
Directed by Kit Colbourn

Performances: May 2 at 8pm & March 3 at 2pm

Auditions: Sunday, January 13,  2019 (2pm – 5pm)

The second production in our new CP2 Reader’s Theatre program. It’s 2006, people are still dealing with the physical and emotional fallout from 9/11. The “Yankee Tavern” is an old neighborhood joint in lower Manhattan, a place that was hopping in the forties, now doling out its final shots before the crash of the wrecking ball. Adam is the proprietor, his buddy Ray the barkeep. The occasional quiet stranger drops in, but they generally have the place to themselves. The jukebox died on September 11, 2001 at 8:46 am, when the first plane hit the World Trade Center… Ray’s reflexive conspiracy theories drive the conversation, but take on an air of legitimacy as the play unfolds.

Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script.
8-10 rehearsals.

Performers of all ethnic and racial backgrounds are encouraged to audition.

Any questions please contact the director at

Character breakdown:
Adam – a graduate student, late 20s
Janet – Adams fiance, late twenties
Ray – a resident of the bar, and Adam’s eccentric best friend
Palmer – a man, forties

The Drowsy Chaperone
Book by Bob Martin and Don McKellar
Music and lyrics by Lisa Lambert and Greg Morrison
Directed by Jeff Wilson

Performances: May 3, 4, 10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19, 2019

Auditions: Sunday, January 20 and Monday, January 21, 2019 (at 7PM)

A parody of American musical comedy of the 1920s. As the recording of the (fictional) 1928 hit The Drowsy Chaperone plays, the show comes to life onstage. It’s all there: Mistaken identities, dream sequences, an unflappable English butler, an absent-minded dowager, a Broadway impresario, comic gangsters, a ditzy chorine, a harried best man, and a “Drowsy” (i.e. “tipsy”) Chaperone, played in the show-within-a-show by a blowzy Grande Dame of the Stage. The Drowsy Chaperone is a masterful meta-musical, poking fun at the musical theatre genre.

“The Perfect Broadway Musical” ~ New York Magazine


Man in Chair (Male, 40+) narrator. Lover of musical theatre.

Janet van de Graaff (Female, 25-35) the bride. Former star of Feldzieg’s follies, giving up the stage to get married. Singer, dancer, acrobat. Beautiful, glamorous, with an “exceptionally broad range and excels at playing both comedic and dramatic roles.”

The Chaperone (Female 35-50) Janet’s alcoholic confidante and friend.

Robert Martin (Male, 25-40) the groom. Charming, Dashing, handsome, ever-cheerful, and a bit self-absorbed. Must tap and roller skate.

George (Male, 25-40) Robert’s anxious, dim-witted best man who has Robert’s best-interest always at heart. Must tap.

Aldolpho (Male, 35-50) Latin Lothario. Larger than life “ladies man.”

Mrs. Tottendale (Female, 40-60) The air-headed, proper, and bossy hostess of the wedding.

Underling (Male, 40-60) Mrs. Tottendale’s savvy butler who is thrifty and stiff yet has an understated sense of humor.

Feldzieg (Male, 40-60) producer of Feldzieg’s follies. Desperate to not lose his leading lady.

Kitty (Female, 25-35) Feldzieg’s companion. ditzy ingenue in waiting.

Trix (Female, 20s-40s) The brave and brash female aviator who, by chance, is recruited to preside over the wedding.

2 Gangsters (Male, 20s-40s) song and dance duo. Gangsters who work for Feldzieg’s biggest financial backer, posing as pastry chefs to “lean on” Feldzieg to make sure that Janet stays in the follies.

Ensemble (Staff/Reporters/Monkeys/Superintendent, etc)