by Sarah Ruhl
Directed by Kit Colbourn
Sun Matinee 2pm | Sun 10/4
A ringing cell phone in a quiet café. A stranger at the next tablet. And a dead man-with a lot of loose ends
A comedy about how we remember the dead – and how that memorialization changes us. It is the journey of a woman forced to confront her presumptions about isolation in a technological society. Everything we thought we knew, everything we thought was dead, can be uncovered, re-discovered, and brought to life again.
Dead Man’s Cell Phone is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals, on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. concordtheatricals.com
Satire is her oxygen [...] In her oddball comedy, Sarah Ruhl is forever vital in her lyrical and biting takes on how we behave.The Washington Post
CP2 Readers Theatre is an exciting series at County Players which offers an opportunity for actors, directors, and audience members to experience theater in a fresh way: selected plays with full dramatic readings, no costumes, no sets, no props, and the actors perform with scripts in hand. These shows are an incredible opportunity to experience great theater stripped to its essence: the playwright’s words.
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WHO’S WHO:
CAST (in alphabetical order)
has been active in community/regional theatre in Westchester for the past 30 years, and trained at HB Studios in Manhattan. Fav musical role: Mama Rose, Gypsy. Fav dramatic role: Kate, Broadway Bound. Involved with YCPTW, WCT, Hand To Mouth Players and various other Westchester groups. Moved here last year and looking forward with excitement to working with CP, and moving forward in her new county. County Players debut!
has previously appeared in Company (Rhinebeck Theatre Society), Sweeney Todd (Up in One Productions), Fiddler on the Roof (New Deal Creative Arts), and Sondheim on Sondheim (CENTERstage Productions). Thrilled to be making her first appearance on this side of the CP stage, she is no stranger to County Players, having music directed several productions here, including Something Rotten!; Big Fish; and Ragtime. She would like to thank Kit for this exciting opportunity and her family for their continued love and support. “Love to Glen, Molly, and Aidan – the best cheerleaders I could ever ask for.”
is honored to be a part of this production. Previous County Player’s productions include A Few Good Men (Lt. Sam Weinberg), and CP2’s Dracula (Dracula). He most recently appeared in Round the Bend’s production of Date My Mom. Originally from Saranac Lake in the Adirondacks, Matt received his BA in Theatre from SUNY Oswego and, after graduating, spent time performing with Pendragon Theatre, Good Guy Productions, and Placid Productions. His favorite productions include 12th Night, Little Shop of Horrors, House of Yes, and Li’l Abner. Thank you to County Players for this opportunity and to his family for their support and gift of time to pursue his passion.
is excited to be returning to County Players, where she previously performed in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike (Cassandra) and A Few Good Men (Lawyer #2/MP), as well as the CP2 readings Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley (Lydia Wickham), The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley (Lydia Wickham), and Dracula (Narrator/Maid/Vixen). Other local credits include The Merry Wives of Windsor with Livingroom Shakespeare. By day, she is a writer of essays and criticism, with an MFA in nonfiction from Columbia University. You can find her work at anaheinwrites.com. She would like to thank the wonderful cast and crew at County Players for their dedication, her friends and family for their support and encouragement in all her artistic pursuits, and her fiancé, James, who makes the best food.
last appeared in CP’s Grand Concourse (Shelley). Additional acting credits include Mary Poppins, Romeo & Juliet, And Then There Were None, The Laramie Project, and Our Town (CenterStage Productions); Fiddler on the Roof and Merry Wives (New Deal Productions); and The Women of Lockerbie, Emilia, Kinky Boots, and Billy Elliot (Rhinebeck Theatre Society.) She salutes her talented cast-mates. She thanks Kit and the production team, and the County Players Board of Directors, for this opportunity to be part of one of her favorite plays.
is excited to be sharing the stage with a remarkable ensemble of gifted and powerful actors. Recent credits in her acting journey includes Calendar Girls (Marie) at CP and roles in The New Deal Creative Arts Center’s 10 by 10 Fest, 10 Minute Session, The Waiting Room, as well as performances with Murder Cafe in the tri-state area. Erica is a certified Health and Happiness Life Coach and Personal Trainer helping women over 40 to ditch the negative self-talk, love their bodies, and love their lives. She wants to thank Kit for her character insights, patience, and kindness throughout rehearsals. An especially big thank you to Scott Woolley for being the best cheerleader always! Enjoy the show!
(Mrs. Goattleib)
(Jean)
(George/Dwight)
(Other Woman)
(Narrator)
(Hermia)
CREW
CP directing credits include The Language Archive, It’s Only a Play, Photograph 51, Yankee Tavern, Witch, Almost, Maine, Seven Keys to Baldpate, Incorruptible, and Lips Together, Teeth Apart. CP acting credits: Into the Breeches! (Celeste Fielding), Calendar Girls (Chris), Native Gardens (Virginia Butley), Our Town (Stage Manager), You Can’t Take It with You (Mrs. Kirby), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Muriel Eubanks), and Chapter Two (Jenny). Elsewhere and NYC: The Lion in Winter, The Language Archive, Other Desert Cities, 1984, Blithe Spiri, and Tartuffe. CP Board Member, B.A. in theatre from FSU, Associate Broker (Realtor) at Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices. She is deeply grateful to this talented cast, our amazing production staff, family, friends, and everyone who supports live theatre in any way.
has stage-managed readings of Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley, The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley, Witch, The Burdens, Admissions, and The Niceties, as well as main stage productions of Vanya and Sonya and Masha and Spike, Native Gardens, Ms. Holmes & Ms. Watson – Apt 2B, and Something Rotten! here at County Players. She has managed productions of Every Brilliant Thing, Godspell, Bat Boy, Little Women, Hello! Dolly, Something Rotten!, She Kills Monsters, and other shows on various stages with various production companies around Dutchess County. She is the treasurer of the County Players Board of Governors.
started volunteering at County Players in 2017 and has since been involved in several productions including Bullshot Crummond (Otto Von Brunno), Into the Breeches! (Stuart), Perfect Arrangement (Jim), Silent Sky (Peter), Constellations (Roland), Calendar Girls (Lawrence), The Drowsy Chaperone (Man in Chair), and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Freddy). Local credits also include Braille Garden and The Covid Confessions at The CENTER for Performing Arts at Rhinebeck, The Weekend People and Let’s Misbehave at Round the Bend Theater, Into the Woods and Tough Love at New Deal Creative Arts Center, and Ex-Gay Bar with both Howl Playwrights and ArtsWestchester. He also directed for and performed in the Hudson Valley Theatre Festival. Dylan holds a bachelor’s degree in Food Science from the Culinary Institute of America and works for an ice cream manufacturer in Congers, NY. He also serves on the County Players Board of Governors.
has been involved both on and off stage in many County Players productions, and is excited to be back at it as SM for this CP2 Series! She recently staged-managed A Few Good Men (February 2026), Misery and Dracula (CP2 Series 2025), Bullshot Crummond (2025), Eleanor and Underneath the Lintel (CP2 Series 2024). Jenn has also assistant stage-managed Big Fish (2025), An Ideal Husband (2024), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (2019), and Our Town (2018). She would like to thank her people (they know who they are) for their patience, support, and guidance, but they never read these things anyway.
thanks everyone at County Players for this opportunity.
plays include In the Next Room, or the vibrator play, The Clean House, Passion Play, Dead Man’s Cell Phone, Melancholy Play, For Peter Pan on her 70th Birthday, The Oldest Boy, Stage Kiss, Dear Elizabeth, Eurydice, How to Transcend a Happy Marriage, Orlando, Late: a cowboy song, and a translation of Three Sisters. She has been a two-time Pulitzer Prize finalist and a Tony award nominee. Her plays have been produced on and off Broadway, around the country, and internationally, where they have been translated into over fifteen languages. Originally from Chicago, Ms. Ruhl received her M.F.A. from Brown University. She has received the Steinberg Award, the Samuel French Award, the Susan Smith Blackburn Award, the Whiting Award, the Lily Award, a PEN Award for mid-career playwrights, and the MacArthur Award. She teaches at the Yale School of Drama, and she lives in Brooklyn with her family. SarahRuhlplaywright.com .
CREATIVE TEAM & PRODUCTION CREW
- Publicity/Marketing/Ads
- Christine Crawfis, Stacy Greenspan, Joe Pettignano, David J. Ringwood
- Production and Publicity Photography
- Louisa Vilardi
- Postcards/Programs/Brochure
- Thomas G. Byrne, Christine Crawfis, Stacy Greenspan, Joe Pettignano, Louisa Vilardi
- Box Office
- Julie Eads Woolley
Information in “Who’s Who” is provided by those listed. Any opinions expressed are of the players and not necessarily of County Players.
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by Sarah Ruhl
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CAST (in alphabetical order)
has been active in community/regional theatre in Westchester for the past 30 years, and trained at HB Studios in Manhattan. Fav musical role: Mama Rose, Gypsy. Fav dramatic role: Kate, Broadway Bound. Involved with YCPTW, WCT, Hand To Mouth Players and various other Westchester groups. Moved here last year and looking forward with excitement to working with CP, and moving forward in her new county. County Players debut!
has previously appeared in Company (Rhinebeck Theatre Society), Sweeney Todd (Up in One Productions), Fiddler on the Roof (New Deal Creative Arts), and Sondheim on Sondheim (CENTERstage Productions). Thrilled to be making her first appearance on this side of the CP stage, she is no stranger to County Players, having music directed several productions here, including Something Rotten!; Big Fish; and Ragtime. She would like to thank Kit for this exciting opportunity and her family for their continued love and support. “Love to Glen, Molly, and Aidan – the best cheerleaders I could ever ask for.”
is honored to be a part of this production. Previous County Player’s productions include A Few Good Men (Lt. Sam Weinberg), and CP2’s Dracula (Dracula). He most recently appeared in Round the Bend’s production of Date My Mom. Originally from Saranac Lake in the Adirondacks, Matt received his BA in Theatre from SUNY Oswego and, after graduating, spent time performing with Pendragon Theatre, Good Guy Productions, and Placid Productions. His favorite productions include 12th Night, Little Shop of Horrors, House of Yes, and Li’l Abner. Thank you to County Players for this opportunity and to his family for their support and gift of time to pursue his passion.
is excited to be returning to County Players, where she previously performed in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike (Cassandra) and A Few Good Men (Lawyer #2/MP), as well as the CP2 readings Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley (Lydia Wickham), The Wickhams: Christmas at Pemberley (Lydia Wickham), and Dracula (Narrator/Maid/Vixen). Other local credits include The Merry Wives of Windsor with Livingroom Shakespeare. By day, she is a writer of essays and criticism, with an MFA in nonfiction from Columbia University. You can find her work at anaheinwrites.com. She would like to thank the wonderful cast and crew at County Players for their dedication, her friends and family for their support and encouragement in all her artistic pursuits, and her fiancé, James, who makes the best food.
last appeared in CP’s Grand Concourse (Shelley). Additional acting credits include Mary Poppins, Romeo & Juliet, And Then There Were None, The Laramie Project, and Our Town (CenterStage Productions); Fiddler on the Roof and Merry Wives (New Deal Productions); and The Women of Lockerbie, Emilia, Kinky Boots, and Billy Elliot (Rhinebeck Theatre Society.) She salutes her talented cast-mates. She thanks Kit and the production team, and the County Players Board of Directors, for this opportunity to be part of one of her favorite plays.
is excited to be sharing the stage with a remarkable ensemble of gifted and powerful actors. Recent credits in her acting journey includes Calendar Girls (Marie) at CP and roles in The New Deal Creative Arts Center’s 10 by 10 Fest, 10 Minute Session, The Waiting Room, as well as performances with Murder Cafe in the tri-state area. Erica is a certified Health and Happiness Life Coach and Personal Trainer helping women over 40 to ditch the negative self-talk, love their bodies, and love their lives. She wants to thank Kit for her character insights, patience, and kindness throughout rehearsals. An especially big thank you to Scott Woolley for being the best cheerleader always! Enjoy the show!

